“War” anyone?
Refraining from the obvious Edwin Starr joke, Jet Li and Jason Statham clash once again in “War”, in theaters now. I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again, this looks like hella dumb fun. If it’s anything like “The One”, it’ll at least be entertaining. Because Jet Li is nobody’s bitch.
Other three-letter-word-titled movies from Li and Statham:
Can: The duo vie for the last clean toilet at the club, potty humor and porcelain breaking abounds. Special guest star: Vince Vaughn as the guy who just wanted to take a shit.
Bar: Statham opens a bar across from Li’s own bar. They fight, they drink, they fight and drink. Special guest star: Jackie Chan, who neither fights not drinks but cockteases all the action fans in the audience.
Odd: A hard-hitting action remake of “The Odd Couple”. Li and Statham are just two roommates who just can’t get along! Can they pull it together before they’re kicked out by their landlord who is also a Triad gang boss?
I could go on for ages.
- Patrick
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